“I apologise to anyone who bought my on-sale ebook of Baby, I’m Yours and read on pg 293: ‘He stiffened for a moment but then she felt his muscles loosen as he shitted on the ground’,” writes Susan Andersen. “Shifted — he SHIFTED!” LOL
Thanks Boing Boing
You know you’ve spotted an epic ninja when they’re homeless and invisible, or at least that’s what this demotivational poster says.
During a private “fly-in” fishing excursion in the Alaskan wilderness, the chartered pilot and fishermen left bait in the plane.
And a bear smelled it. This is what he did to the plane.
The pilot used his radio and had another pilot bring him 2 new tires, 3 cases of duct tape, and a supply of sheet plastic.
He patched the plane together, and FLEW IT HOME!
Called the Apple Exporience Centre, this Apple Store knockoff not only offers plenty of accesorice, but a host of iPhone / iPad cases as well. In related news, continue reading to see the CG reenactment of yet another unofficial Apple Store in China.
OK brand loyalty aside, how far will you go to prove to show the world how much your opulence quotient is, and how cool you really are? While huge tattoos, and piecing with rare and precious metals encrusted with rare stones is one way to go, they don’t really turn out as well as you first imagined. Take for instance a tattoo of a diamond dialed Rolex on the wrist. Distasteful as it looks, the watch doesn’t read a standard 10:10, but rather it reads 4:20. Well I sure hope he is the first of his kind to attempt such an unpleasant feat!
Sure, you love to watch a crash-bang firework show while you sip a cold beer on July 4th, but did you ever think about how the poor firework feels? Well did you, you callous spectator, you?
No, you didn’t, which means that Jeremiah Warren is a much better man than you. Not only did he ask himself about the firework’s welfare, he tried to see things from its point-of-view. Literally. Warren, a videographer, mounted tiny (808 #11) video cameras onto the rockets and fired them up into the sky.
Thanks WIRED
If you have access to a pool during the summer months, there are few places that you’d rather be. The only bad thing about staying in the pool all day is that there are only so many things you can do while swimming. So why not increase the amount of activities by getting one of these Texas Hold’em Inflatable Pool Tables?
This table comes with four floating chairs, and a complete waterproof poker set, which includes cards, chips and dice. You wouldn’t dream of trying to play cards with your average paper deck, but with these, you can take those late-night poker games into the pool without fear of ruining your cards. At only $45, I’d say this is well worth the money, so long as you enjoy both swimming and playing cards.
If you haven’t eaten enough pork this summer to have the smell naturally seeping from your pores, Que Cologne ($25) can help you along. That’s right — this unique barbecue-scented fragrance features notes of spices, smoke, meat, and a little bit of sweat, giving you the smell of a BBQ master. Or just a guy who hangs out by the pulled pork cart all day.
With five days to go until their wedding, it makes perfect sense that Playboy already had a photo of Crystal Harris as “Mrs. Crystal Hefner” in the can which you’re now looking at thanks to all the leaking going around these days. Alas, as love is wont to do, a young woman’s fancy turned to trying to make half a million dollars for literally leaving her groom’s old balls standing at the altar. Page Six reports:
A source told us, “Crystal wanted to ditch Hef at the altar. Her plan was to walk up the aisle and say she couldn’t go through with it. The wedding was to be filmed for a reality special, and her refusal to marry him would be a sensation. She was looking for a tie-in deal of around $500,000 for the exclusive ‘I ditched Hef at the altar’ interview. While there was interest, Crystal didn’t get an offer anywhere near half a million.”
So is the summer heat getting to you already? Or do the memories of spending the night on a pavement trying to get tickets for your favorite game still haunt you? Then this time go better equipped, well in advance as a small and spacious caravan which can be towed by a mobility scooter is now out. Small enough to settle in a pavement’s space, the QTvan can accommodate a full-size bed to rest in peace. It also features a 19” television, a drinks cabinet, and ‘tea-making facilities’. Priced at £5,500($9,040), you can also take a mobility scooter breakdown cover for £49.99 ($80). However, the Environmental Transport Association (ETA) which has developed the caravan stated that it is best suited for only short trips. Any plans to visit a royal wedding?