Archive for the 'Weird' Category

New York Chef Serves Breast Milk Cheese

Monday, March 8th, 2010

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New York city chef and new dad Daniel Angerer has intrigued the food world by putting cheese made from his wife’s breast milk on the menu at his Klee Brasserie. Angerer’s wife supplied two quarts of of breast milk to create small samples of a creation he calls Mommy’s Milk cheese. On his blog Angerer says that he got the idea after his daughter was four weeks old and he noticed that they had a surplus of breast milk on hand. His spouse was interested in donating it but in the meantime, with his freezer running out of space, Angerer decided to put some of the excess to good use. He includes a recipe for anyone who wants to do the same. The taste is said to be, like human breast milk itself, a little sweeter than a cow or goat milk version. Yak!!

iGotaBigAssPocket Jeans

Friday, February 12th, 2010

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We’re not sure how snug/secure the iGotaBigAssPocket Jeans will be for your new iPad, but it most certainly holds the device, albeit in a way that prevents you from sitting comfortably. No word yet on pricing or availability.

Sausage Styluses Keep South Korean Fingers Unfrozen…..??????

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

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South Korean iPod/iPhone users have developed a neat trick that allows them to jab and swipe away at their Jobs phones without having to expose their fingers to the cold.

A particular type of snack sausage closely resembles the electrostatic properties of the human finger, a fact that has seen food manufacturer pull in some extra sales over the icy South Korean winter.

Screwed By Wall Street Corkscrew

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

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Hubble Detects Mysterious Spaceship-Shaped Object Traveling at 11,000MPH

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

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Hubble has discovered a mysterious X-shaped object traveling at 11,000mph. NASA says that P/2010-A2 may be a comet, product of the collision between two asteroids. Or a Klingon Bird of Prey. Either way, UCLA investigator David Jewitt is excited:

This is quite different from the smooth dust envelopes of normal comets. The filaments are made of dust and gravel, presumably recently thrown out of the nucleus. Some are swept back by radiation pressure from sunlight to create straight dust streaks. Embedded in the filaments are co-moving blobs of dust that likely originated from tiny unseen parent bodies.
OK, David, we will believe you until Jerry Bruckheimer finish his next movie, in which a “comet” suddenly stops, turns to Earth, and starts firing anti-matter rays against our underpants.

The weirdest thing, however, is not only the prettyful X-shaped debris pattern, but the fact that its 460-foot-wide nucleus is outside the dust halo and separated from the trail. This behavior is something which has never been seen before in a comet or any other solar-system-swooshing object.

The images—taken by Hubble between January 25 and January 29—lead NASA to believe that this is a product of the collision of two asteroids. The nucleus would be the “surviving remnant of a hypervelocity collision:

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“If this interpretation is correct, two small and previously unknown asteroids recently collided, creating a shower of debris that is being swept back into a tail from the collision site by the pressure of sunlight. The filamentary appearance of P/2010 A2 is different from anything seen in Hubble images of normal comets, consistent with the action of a different process.
In other words: They have no clue about what this is, and they are still speculating about how this object was formed. Maybe it’s time to call Dr. Zarkov.

Caution! Coronary Under Construction

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

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Nice marketing, but c’mon, we’ve all seen kids eat. In reality, that construction zone would look like cleanup after a major earthquake. I bet none of those mixed vegetables would even be touching the plate since they would be busy flying toward the walls, the floor, your head, anyplace but the kid’s mouth. That’s what you get when you encourage kids to play with their food. But I’m sure this is better than giving them one of these.

Yep, Walmart Now Sells Caskets Online (just in time for Halloween)

Friday, October 30th, 2009

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To be perfectly honest I guess I really shouldn’t be that surprised that Walmart sells coffins and caskets on their website, but why are they listed under the ‘For the Home’ category? I’m pretty sure they have to be shipped directly to a funeral home, and in case you were wondering, they can’t accept a returned casket if it’s already been used due to FTC regulations. So forget about saving even more money on a refurb unit.

Suspicious News: Kellogg’s to Laser Its Name Into Corn Flakes to Prevent Fakes

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

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There’s a fair chance this is a joke. Dear god, tell me this is a joke. Apparently dismayed by legions of counterfeit corn flakes, Kellogg’s has developed a laser to etch “Kellogg’s” into individual flakes.

Thanks Gizmodo

Lather Up With Top Gear’s The Stig

Thursday, October 8th, 2009

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Oooh…let Top Gear’s Stig drive all over your naked body with his very own line of bath products. Comes in body wash and soap on a rope varieties. I’m not sure what the soap smells like, but if I had to guess, it would be “burning tires.”

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The Case Against Bumper Guards- Bumper Diapers?

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

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These ungainly plastic diapers go by different names and they’re all over the ass ends of cars in New York City. But why?

This I had not remembered from previous trip to the United States—maybe it’s a recent invention. In any case, bumper guards are perhaps the ugliest things affixed to non-tuner automobiles.

I realize this will read as impolite for the owners of expensive cars, especially coming from someone who is more used to seeing little beat-up city cars here in Europe, but what exactly is the deal with these bumper guards I saw all over New York City?

Do people drive with these things on all the time? Why not get a banger of a car for inner city errands? Why take a fine-looking sedan and Pampers it like a child with substandard bowel control? It’s like buying a nice leather shoe and wearing it all the time enclosed in the blue plastic shoe protectors one has to wear in hospitals.

This particular example, photographed at the Gansevoort Street entrance of The High Line, was manufactured by Parking Armor, who claim to be “the ultimate in bumper protection.” Who would have figured that one day we would have a strap-on contraption for an automotive part which was designed to sacrifice itself for the sake of pedestrians and car occupants.

Thanks Jalopnik